The Governess: Want to go see Clutch with me tomorrow at 9:30 club?
S: Can't. have to go to a one-year-old's birthday party with you.
The Governess: Fuck. fuck fuck fuck. i forgot. it will be over by then though. (?)
S: True, one year olds don't party into the funky hours of the night. Especially nice Christian ones.
The Governess:Oh, man, I hate that family, and it has nothing to do with their religion. They're uppity. Damn. i don't want to eat Christian cake with them.
S: Ha ha, I am so announcing at party that you are going to see a show where the opening act is called Jesuseater.