Friday, June 03, 2005

Bill Bryson is a Whiny Bastard

Dear roommate,

You like trail mix? I like trail mix! That's cool.

You know what's not cool? Picking out the M&Ms, peanut butter chips and other sweet bits. A bag of raisins and peanut's, although technically gorp, blah blah, barf.

Kind regards,

The Nabob

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Dear roommate,

You totally want me.


The Governess

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