Thursday, June 23, 2005

Since I'm barred from the Amazing Race...

Governess, what do you think? Actually, it's too late as I've already signed us up. Do you think our house is "tony" enough?

From today's Post. Second story.

Alexandria is known for a lot of things: George Washington, the tony homes that fill Old Town and the city's historic waterfront, to name a few. But it seems the city could soon be adding another line to its distinguished résumé: Host of the television show "Fear Factor Home Invasion."

Producers say the show is coming to town -- specifically, the home of a chosen contestant -- and to 22 other cities across the country to film shows for its fall TV lineup.

And yes, you guessed it, they're looking for applicants, or rather "the single most energetic and fearless household in Alexandria," to perform those scary stunts that sometimes involve eating putrid creepy-crawlies.

Of course, I'll have to get my boobs done first.


The Governess said...

if you think i am eating sheep brains soaked in urine, you are sreoly mistaken.

The Deceiver said...

I don't know if your house is tony enough, but I'd willing to bet it's pretty fucking danza!

My apartment, sadly, is sorta shaloub at best. Not so much the danza.

tom said...

do you really want to risk having Joe Rogan use your bathroom?

The Governess said...

our house is actually more toni tone.