You know who I find awesome, most of the time?
10 year olds. If you are ever looking for someone who will entirely agree with you on every bad idea you have, like spending the water bill money on Star Wars toys, and having soda-drinking races at 10:30 PM on a school night, then a ten year old is totally your man.
I'm no MJ; but I might not be the best babysitter, either. Either that, or I'm the best childwatcher EVAR.