Dear US Air

I made a promise to never blog about flying. Everyone has a bad story and it's no use trying to complain. Airline industry, I won't bother to mention your poor service and broken planes. In return for not mentioning specifics about your miserable business, though, I ask a favor. In the future, can your terminal carpet be toe/fingernail clipping free? There were more clippings than there are human digits. Way, way more than twenty.

Disgustedly yours,

Flyer