David Foster Wallace's Kenyon commencement address:
I bet he considers it a supposedly fun thing he'll never do again.
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EDIT: Unrelated, but I think I am the only person in the world excited for this. I can't help it. I need to get out of the house more. I caught myself watching an MTV special on Prom 2005 the other day.