1. Jessica Hopper of "Hit It or Quit It" fame and of "Who I Blog-Stalk" fame, is coming to DC in late-ishy July. Where oh where should she do her magical readings? DC, make us seem cool, I beg of you. Spill your secret hideouts.
2. I know I cannot stop harping on this, but I've been gone for a few days. Seriously, Couch's BBQ and THE CATFISH CABIN. Catfish. Cabin. It's no joke, people.