Wednesday, January 11, 2006

"This is how I felt when I found out Vanilla Ice was really Robert Von Winkle and that Miami wasn't really his town that created all the bass sound"

QUICK SOMEONE THINK OF A PUNCHLINE TO MARION BARRY JT LEROY JAMES FREY AND MISCHA BARTON WALK INTO A BAR, and email me so I can take credit for yr clever ideas.

6 comments:

Sommer said...

Wait, what did Mischa Barton do? I can't find any news past her stupid effing fan sites.

The Governess said...

that's all you need, sommer. that's all you need. Sweet Mischa doesn't have to do anything to be included in a joke. Just be herself. That's all we ask.

besides, I need a joke that also appeals to a broad/illiterate audience, AKA AMERICAN YOUTH. (!!!)

hello American Youth, I see you.

Kathryn Is So Over said...

You know she had a menstrual accident the other day, right?

That's newsworthy.

The Governess said...

FOCUS, PEOPLE. PUNCHLINES. YOU CAN DO IT.

i have 20 more minutes at work. i know this is a challenge but i have faith that someone out there in innets can connect dots. mischa's panties or not.

i myself am having trouble with this one. perhaps mischa can be replaced with someone else, like teen screen favorite E. Cuthbert. OR JAMIE PRESSLEY.

Kathryn Is So Over said...

I've always been a fan of Pee Wee Herman in his first public appearance after his big arrest, when the world was rife with "What's this? (thumb and forefinger in circle) PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE!" jokes. He said, "Heard any good jokes lately?"

Then there's always the Claven Final Jeopardy: "Who are four people who've never been in my kitchen?"

The Deceiver said...

"...you would have thought they'd have seen it!"