Wednesday, January 11, 2006
"This is how I felt when I found out Vanilla Ice was really Robert Von Winkle and that Miami wasn't really his town that created all the bass sound"
QUICK SOMEONE THINK OF A PUNCHLINE TO MARION BARRY JT LEROY JAMES FREY AND MISCHA BARTON WALK INTO A BAR, and email me so I can take credit for yr clever ideas.
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Wait, what did Mischa Barton do? I can't find any news past her stupid effing fan sites.
that's all you need, sommer. that's all you need. Sweet Mischa doesn't have to do anything to be included in a joke. Just be herself. That's all we ask.
besides, I need a joke that also appeals to a broad/illiterate audience, AKA AMERICAN YOUTH. (!!!)
hello American Youth, I see you.
You know she had a menstrual accident the other day, right?
That's newsworthy.
FOCUS, PEOPLE. PUNCHLINES. YOU CAN DO IT.
i have 20 more minutes at work. i know this is a challenge but i have faith that someone out there in innets can connect dots. mischa's panties or not.
i myself am having trouble with this one. perhaps mischa can be replaced with someone else, like teen screen favorite E. Cuthbert. OR JAMIE PRESSLEY.
I've always been a fan of Pee Wee Herman in his first public appearance after his big arrest, when the world was rife with "What's this? (thumb and forefinger in circle) PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE!" jokes. He said, "Heard any good jokes lately?"
Then there's always the Claven Final Jeopardy: "Who are four people who've never been in my kitchen?"
"...you would have thought they'd have seen it!"
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