Our theme song will require more horns, one of those giant mexican guitars and Carmelo Anthony

For those households that have at least one functioning Ipod instead of two broke and busted ones, here's a way to rock out to your favorite local localness.

If you caught the latest round of Eastern commercials during the conference championships yesterday you may be confused to why LaVar Arrington is harassing the fine employees of car dealership that offers 20% interest rates. Rumor has it that Eastern wanted to tape an ad featuring various Redskins playing poker but he NFL nixed the idea because gambling = wrong image.

But Arrington leveling some poor sucker on a pseudo-campus is AOK.

Here's the whole batch, minus the most recent ones.