Someone dares to go there, and poses the question, "Has anyone actually ever been to Rosslyn's Spectrum Theatre? Have they ever shown anything besides 'Defending the Caveman?'"
Hi. My name is Saddy Face, and I have seen... yes... Puppetry of the Penis.
At the Spectrum.
I'm going to take a long lunch now. You know, eat a pretzel, walk the dog, empty out the hot water tank attached to my shower as I scrub the soul-sucking filth from my tainted body because my eyes have seen men doing shadow puppets with their wangs.
It was a long time ago. Repression. I thought it would never come up again.
I was wrong.