1. Run on sentence: So, talking makes you yawn and maybe yearn for the past when all you had to worry about it yr in offsprings life was Homecoming dress funds, so instead my ma popped open a bottle of Reisling and she and my dad and I watched Hands on a Hard Body, a movie my brother's girlfriend has my entire clan addicted to.
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Remember when I used to write long, dramatic entries about housing prices and concerts? Yeah, I'll get back to my roots eventually, I promise. There are several ideas floating round in the air here at PIAB headquarters, like so many dandelion puffs. It's really just a matter of trapping them in my tiny fists.