Wednesday, August 02, 2006

if BD were ever to guard stuffed animals of importance...

... the world now has an idea of what would probably go down.

The famous faceless-Elvis teddy bear and de-boweled squirrel.

PIAB: Your Much Happier Source of Dog News than Say, that Crafty G.p.

Update: We are not aware of the effect of this news on our neighbor, whose love of teddy bears borders on the unnatural. Directions to our house include: “We’re next to the one with the bear holding a solar-powered-lamp statue.” Before we were aware of the addiction her license plate proclaiming her adoration had us confused. We thought it translated to “Tuber Lover,” which we assumed meant she really liked potatoes.

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