I’m not traveling through an airport anytime soon and I’m not going to buy a ticket just so I can pull this off. But if someone is, can you please do this? Please?
Fill a perfume/suntan lotion bottle with water/yogurt and try to bring it on a plane. And when they stop you, make a scene so everyone is watching and then yell “Fine!” Grab the bottle and chug it all.
That would be so awesome.