Say you have a peculiar interest in John Bolton because he looks like your dad and you like his mustache. And say you are also interested to hear that in an interview with Le Monde he says that the US has little strategic interest in a unified Iraq. But instead of that article, all you can find is a review of Benjy Ferree's new album in French. Well, that’s an interesting way to start off your morning. Not the most interesting, as I can attest to today, but pretty interesting.