All over the internet today there have been people writing fake letters from Donald Trump to celebrities other than Rosie. (Ref.)
The only one I've liked is the one "From Donald to Randy Johnson" because that was some seriously funny shit.
I was going to contribute to this collection of www.itticisms but I have instead decided that is a horrible idea, so instead I am going to buy a sandwich.
In other news, I am pretty much wearing the same clothes I did yesterday. I BLAME YOU, WHISKEY.
I wrote this blog entry just to type "www.itticisms." You can open fire now, I am ready.