I once said that nothing was funnier than sending evites to people inviting them to go fuck themselves, but I take that back: the funniest thing is running into your father-in-law at Urban Outfitters*, because it's mind-bombingly inexplicable on at least 14 different levels.**
* TR: "Whoa, I was unaware Gideon Yago was old enough to have kids?"
** This is a situation I found myself in yesterday. Not kidding.