Sometimes there are days when you find a scratchy AM station playing 5 hours of Limbaugh and Hannity and thank the Maker because at least they aren’t only talking about things that happened 2007 year ago. And it’s not the John Tesh syndicated show playing covers of Hall n Oates.
Also, sometimes you go 5 years without hearing Canned Heat on the radio but then you have to listen to it 3 times in one day. So you sing it out loud at Walmart because it’s not like you can alienate yourself anymore.
And sometimes you’re driving and you pass a sign that says “now entering the Central Time Zone” and you realize you haven’t any idea of where you are but it’s certainly the wrong state.
Finally,(?) sometimes you think you see an RV with a big ad on the side that says “Catsnip” and you think to yourself Cat Snip would be a funny name for a feline spay/neutering service. And then you look closer and realize someone has already beaten you to the punch because you aren’t willing to make house calls or provide affordable discount pricing or set up a table in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot.
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