Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I don’t mean to alarm you, Mr. Stinson, but there are reports of a Sasquatch loose somewhere on your floor.

Damn this dry, nuclear winter. I did nothing to instigate this ceaseless and unjust bloody nose. Back to breathing through my mouth, like the Sasquatch I am.

Not cool, el Niño, not cool.

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