So in 2007, 365 days the N and I have recently dubbed "The Year of Fiscal Responsibility", I think I'm going to be super-honest when people ask how I've been or what I've been up to, and just list the Discovery Channel show schedule.
"Hey, long time no see! How've ya been? What you been up to?"
"Oh, you know. Same old shit. Mystery Diagnoses: The Man with Rocks in his Chest, etc. What about you?"
(Also secretly kind of amped for: Joined For Life: Abby and Brittany Turn 16, Very Best of the World's Worst Drivers, Manar's Story: Born With Two Heads, and Animal Cops Detroit: Mysterious Injuries.
Do not care at all about: Paralyzed and Pregnant.)