Monday, August 22, 2005

Career Death

If I could quit right now and take a new job, my choice is to be hired to give ghost tours. Can anyone hook me up with a decent paying ghost tour job? I can be really flamboyant and spooky, I have a knack for memorization, and I promise I won't burn down anything historically significant- I'm very paranoid about fire and therefore would be extremely careful with the ye-olde-lantern ghost tour guides have to carry.

References upon request.

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