beast of burden

Anyone who can come up with a practical reason as to why I should buy one of these, please contact posthaste! I don't hunt, and last time I checked, I wasn't in the military, so neither of those will convince myself this is a wise financial decision.


I really want one. More than a go-cart.

PS I think we're getting that dog, so "freaking the everliving shit out of the dog" might be considered a reasonable reason to purchase.

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In unrelated news: Ralph Macchio? 43 years old.