little big man

Now, usn's here in internetland, we all know how much i look forward to the release of SOAP.

Enter Little Man.

At first I thought the N. was fibbing, just making stuff up has he rambled along, and while I was distracted by picking up dog poo. The one-way conversation, verbatim:

"So, did you hear that Tracy Morgan and a Wayans brother, I can't remember which one but I think it's the one that smoked all the pot in the scary movie? Okay, so they are making a movie, and it's about Tracy Morgan being a bank robber. And his partner is a little person, but.... wait for it, this is where it starts to get good...it's really just like, either a child or a midget or something with the WAYAN'S HEAD superimposed on their body. And they mess up a robbery (unintelligible unintelligible) DIAMOND, and to get the diamond back the Wayans has to pose as a BABY, and he gets adopted by the couple who has the diamond that him and Tracy Morgan are trying to steal. So there's obviously shots of the Wayan's head in a baby carriage. Oh, and I think there's several jokes about diapers being changed and maybe the fake-baby-little- person-CGI-Wayan's sexually satisfying his new mother. Maybe breastfeeding, although that doesn't make any sense. I don't know. Anyways, most ill-conceived movie of all time."

It's kind of like "White Chicks," only somehow worse. I'm still waiting for the day a Brian Fellows movie comes out. Until then, I don't want to hear a peep out of you, Tracy Morgan.

(UPDATE: Official site!!!!)


(Unrelated/additionally: what do you think a spam message with the subject HUMAN TEXTILE is trying to sell? Because, um, hold me. I'm frightened.)