Having blood drained out of you by a paramedic, while you are sitting at your desk, discussing sea kayaking with said paramedic: kind of awesome.
Walking through the halls of a law office holding a urine sample: pretty awesome.
Summer camp-style lanyards: transcending even the most basic of awesome.
Anyways, hi. You'll all be happy to know I am HIV-free, and insurable! Happy Lent.
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Are you sure that this is a job where you get paid to do things, rather than just one where your organs get harvested?
Seriously, vampires apparently pull this shit all the time.
organ harvesting was preferable to my last job. we all have to make choices, tom.
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