Having blood drained out of you by a paramedic, while you are sitting at your desk, discussing sea kayaking with said paramedic: kind of awesome.
Walking through the halls of a law office holding a urine sample: pretty awesome.
Summer camp-style lanyards: transcending even the most basic of awesome.
Anyways, hi. You'll all be happy to know I am HIV-free, and insurable! Happy Lent.