Choices for Friday night:
A. Aid someone in moving to new apartment
B. Sit in bar alone while spouse aids someone in moving to new apartment.*
C. See movie alone
D. Discover fun new friends with fun new Friday night plans.**
Choices for Saturday:
None: Having used up all my “Get out of spousal obligation for free” cards I must attend a 4-year-old’s dance recital in Way The Faraway, Virginia. Unsure of what to really think about this ultimatum though I’ve been told there may be cookies afterwards. A backup Thin Mints sleeve will be spirited along, just in case.
*Options default to B if packing has not already occurred.
** Serious, if you are doing something fun tonight, let me come.