Monday, February 26, 2007

I even have the halting walk down.

If you were to ask me the presupposed question, "Are you still beating your wife?" I would, of course, reply that I have never laid a finger on her and then challenge you to a duel with swords or flintlock. Even with her black eye and burst blood vessel as damning evidence, I would accurately plead innocence and blame the dog who kneed her in the face.

However, if you were to ask, "Are you still drawing eyeballs on you palms and chasing your wife around the house like Pan's Labyrinth?" then I'd have to answer yes. Yes, I still am and she dislikes it very much.

1 comment:

the g said...

i hate it when you do that.