Wednesday, February 14, 2007

At least she got to go in two hours late.

I used to like the fake, two-columned porch that protected our front door. It meant we didn't have to shovel our stoop after a snow. But last night, that POS, metal-plated worthless decorative crap resulted in zero hours of sleep. Every ice pellet ricocheted of that thing onto our bedroom window and that noise fragmented some very important pre-Valentine’s Day sleep. It sounded like a thousand grandmothers opening a thousand cellophane wrapped hard candies* in a thousand church pews. It was teh awful.

The G and I fought over that third pillow all night – the one that’s perfect for covering the other ear. Even the dog tried to steal it.

*Most likely offender: Brach’s Ice Blue Mint.

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