1. I saw Borat, it wasn’t all that funny.
2. My high school reunion was Saturday. I’m not going to talk about that either.
Okay, that’s a total lie, I am so going to talk about that. It’s 6 mos. worth of material, in the v. least. Everyone looks: swollen.
But I have a week + worth of crap to catch up on, so I’ll just leave you with this particular gem from a fellow grad:
“One time I smoked such a bad joint I thought I had penny nails coming of out my fingertips, AND I was breathing potatoes!”