I staggered back to the underground

my fall TV reviews, in haiku form:

HOUSE MD
House is an addict
And a total asshole, too
Ex-uncle flashback!

LOST
A jungle plane crash
Really exciting, at first
Now I hate you all

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
Ted, puppydog eyes
Now confirmed gay? Not Barney!
(That’s Sworley to you.)

THE OFFICE
John Krasinski's Jim
Achieves what most men dream of:
Melts panties off chicks

VERONICA MARS
Never watch this show.
Who is Logan? Wow, I’m an
Internet leper

CSI
Hot gal; stubborn boss
How many of these are there?
Who are you who who