The house candy purge has begun!
Attempt #1: Milk Dud Cereal!
While the overall taste is quite appealing, the cold milk hardened the caramel making it almost impossible to chew. The mini-wheats were too mushy for my refined palate by the time I was finished gnawing through one mouthful of Duds. If I had dental fillings I surely would have lost them. Fortunately, my teeth are already rounded and worthless like little pearls. God bless my Dunst-Mouth.
Verdict: Failure. Perhaps this would work better with warm oatmeal.
Next: What to do with all these disgusting Mary Janes? Suggestions?
2 comments:
You bought Mary Janes? Some people consider that a form of child abuse.
I kind of have a soft spot for them, though. Maybe microwave them onto some bread, add jelly and make a sandwich? It might work if they can be made soft enough. But I think you'd need toast to compete with the MJ's density, and that may rule out the microwave solution...
Oh! Melt them into a gross thai peanut sauce?
I would never, NEVER, buy MJ's myself. A neighbor dumped them on us, thinking we were young and fit and with high metabolism.
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