goats

I used to be okay with Gwen Stefani, but then she went batshit Sgt. Pepper Japanese Anime Slave girl on us all and we sort of fell out of young love. But hol' crap: her new song? With the Sound of Music lyrics? I do NOT see Beyonce out on the town singing about goatherds. That is a kind of dumb I can respect.

(When you google "high on the hills with a lonely goatherd" you get to Bulgaria. Um, yay?)