Monday, July 17, 2006

OH CRAP COYOTES DROPPING INTO MY LAP MAYBE?

(Say you're the only one left at work, and suddenly a massive thump hits the loudspeaker/vent thingy embedded in the ceiling tiles of your particular office.

And then a scrabbling sound.

!


! ! !


Fuck this, I am so leaving.)

5 comments:

The Goo said...

True story: yesterday, my boyfriend asked me if I thought the Governess was hot in real life. Reluctantly, I said, "Yeah, probably."

The Governess said...

i look like a cross of martha plimpton, hillary duff, and the crypt keeper. only more bloated.

The Goo said...

You're really not helping... that'll probably just make it worse.

The Governess said...

the crypt keeper does have a certain sex appeal, i'll give you that.

The Goo said...

Well, The Object of my affection just told me "See! Now all the mystery is gone! Unf. the problem now is that such a fab mashup of likeness is inCREDibly sexy..."