I’m officially offering my services as a grown up to anyone wanting to violate the curfew tonight. It’s not cheap, though. $50/ hour between 10pm and 12am, during which you can complain that you didn’t know the new rules because the police department’s website doesn’t work and you don’t watch the news. $100/hour after midnight because it’s tough to argue your way around the normal summer curfew.
I also expect a 50% cut of any gains, be they legitimate or ill-gotten. And I’ll require 2 20 ounce bottles of ice water and hour, plus one diet Doctor Pepper every other. And no running.
I think you’ll find my conditions quite reasonable.