Monday, July 31, 2006

Spend money to make monies

I’m officially offering my services as a grown up to anyone wanting to violate the curfew tonight. It’s not cheap, though. $50/ hour between 10pm and 12am, during which you can complain that you didn’t know the new rules because the police department’s website doesn’t work and you don’t watch the news. $100/hour after midnight because it’s tough to argue your way around the normal summer curfew.

I also expect a 50% cut of any gains, be they legitimate or ill-gotten. And I’ll require 2 20 ounce bottles of ice water and hour, plus one diet Doctor Pepper every other. And no running.

I think you’ll find my conditions quite reasonable.


Anonymous said...

Starting a pissing match with the city pd is probably not the wisest idea...been there, done that. "I fought the law, and the law won." Aptly described my pety dispute with them.

I'll cut your lawn for $50...oh wait, no you want me to pay you...right.

Anonymous said...

So teens are exempt from the curfew (according to the MPD website) if they:

"Exercise their First Amendment rights protected by the US Constitution, including the free exercise of speech, religion, and right of assembly"

So if teens just wear a t-shirt that says "I oppose the curfew and the relection of those who support it" they would be engaged in protected activity and the curfew wouldn't apply would it? Seems like a loophole large enough to drive a truck through.