Thursday, July 27, 2006

Schedule Conflict

As this site quickly evolves into all things Scruffy Bolton…

According to his testimony before Congress today Ambassador Scruffy claims that when the US, Japan, South Korea, Canada, Australia and New Zealand gather to discuss shared interests they operate under the acronym of JUSSKCANZ, pronounced Juice Cans.

As far as I’m concerned the UN, G8, African Union, WTO, ASEAN, CARICOM, NATO and the Artic Council can go stick it. From now on I want on all my high level international negotiations handled by Juice Cans. North Korean nukes? Juice Cans. Hans Island? Juice Cans. Michael Fay? Juice Cans.

And speaking of Bolton and Cans…

I believe the G is writing a long post on her new favorite video, Girls Gone Wild: Ultimate Rush in which the lovely ladies of low self esteem do crazy things to the extreme. These include, but are not limited to, sky-diving and floating around in zero gravity on the plane they used to make Opie vomit in Apollo 13. But Scruffy Bolton had this idea first.

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.

1 comment:

The Governess said...

you tell me it's not hard to look away from the "Girls Gone Wild... in Space!!!!" commercial.