What do you want to hear about first: how I think most pedestrians hobbling along 18th St. between the hours of 5 pm and 7:30 pm are total douches (a few exceptions), OR my new theories on people who enroll in adult education classes? Vote early, vote often.
In other, more exciting news: you can all stop typey-typing away at your blogs now. Futile. You'll ne'er capture the same sort of sweeping internet popularity as Gp and I.
Also, two of my favorite internet reads (B. Smith and J. Hopper) have already mentioned it, but here: enjoy some serious hilarity. Best, of course, when compared to this. If you're asking yourself who "Moreovers New Trick" is, yr probably not alone. Just a guess.