Basically, this is the deal in sound-bite form:
The Doogie-looking dude from "ER," (and from this movie) will be the lead singer for the GERMS reunion show.
Pat Smear is involved.
Also, the performance will include Suicidal Tendencies, The Dead Kennedys, Marky Ramone and Flipper.
I'll just let that one-degree-separation of Mandy Moore/Darby Crash sink in a little, and melt your cranium into gooey black stuff.
Thanks, Jessica Hopper, for making my head implode.