Monday, September 26, 2005

Only because Ilia Jarostchuk is way too obscure

Presenting the Governess's fantasy football starting lineup if her draft were based on one Sunday of watching football and ranking players by their names.

Kimo von Oelhoffen
Plaxico Burress
Quentin Jammer
Dat Nguyen
Marques Tuiasosopo
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila
Obafemi Ayanbadejo
James Mungro
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Adewale Ogunleye

She was also amazed to hear that Antonio Gates did not play football in college.

See G, how can you call Sunday a waste when you learned so much?


Added bonus! Word's suggested spelling for the list above

Kim von Huffing
Plaices Burgess
Quentin Jammed
Data Nguyen
Marques Tease solo
Caber Baja-Biaxial
Bateman Aryan Bandito
James Mango
T.J. Hush mandated
Deale Gooney

1 comment:

The Governess said...

Chemo Von Huffenpuff! And the guy who's name is "kind of like Plastic, but with an X?"