Presenting the Governess's fantasy football starting lineup if her draft were based on one Sunday of watching football and ranking players by their names.
Kimo von Oelhoffen
She was also amazed to hear that Antonio Gates did not play football in college.
See G, how can you call Sunday a waste when you learned so much?
Added bonus! Word's suggested spelling for the list above
Kim von Huffing
Marques Tease solo
Bateman Aryan Bandito
T.J. Hush mandated