We're sorry, but this isn't working out. We might kind of hate you. And that's such a strong word.*
The Entire (Big) Country
P.S. Kohls grows evermore confusing.
* Furthermore, we never really liked you, so this letter shouldn't come as a surprise. Remember when kids were all "sellout"-screamy about you? No? Oh, okay. Well, I'm okay with sellouts! But I'm not okay with Dashboard Confessional. I don't know why. I can't explain it to you.
No, no. It's not your hair.