So I've apologized to Chris Carrabba, thinking that would work, but higher powers were all "WRONG, SUCKER!" and lo-n-behold: I have jury duty.
Karma, you are kicking my ass lately.
So, in an effort to appease the gods, I extend my sincerest apologies also to Late Night Shots people, because I have been making fun of them and their gallon-o-milk guzzling fearless leader a lot lately (techno and 80's people, it's just been so easy). Apparently Mr. Landry must have some sort of cosmic connection with That Which Controls My Universe.