Probably my favorite link of the past month: "Haikus sought."
So far, "E. Coli in my Butt" is an obvious favorite. The phylogeny thing makes it even more difficult, though.
Apple tree go cart
Okay, you know what? This one just doesn't work. I suck at these things. But that won't stop me from harrassing my car mates while driving down to the hurricane-ravaged beach tonight. Science haikus are so the new license plate game.