and rhino humping

things we have been up to:

1. watching "house of cosbys"

2. losing wallets. it's official- after 3 or 4 days of halfhearted searching and difficult conversations with the Subway manager next door, my wallet is officially on the lam. No one's been using my credit cards or anything, which is nice of all you strangers out there, but still. This now requires a DMV trip, I will be creditless and ID-less for a few days, and unless I rummage around and find my passport to drown my sorrows at a local watering hole/pub/tavern/sports bar/music venue/suburban Chilis, I am up shit-cranky creek with no alcohol. Fuckity and stuff.

3. coming into work early. early enough that there aren't any overpriced downtown coffee shops open????? insert zombie sounds.

4. being concerned re: steve irwin's death. okay, well, not really concerned, because I did not know him, and I found his celebpersona flat annoying x eleventy. i am way more concerned that these dudes? still around, and something tells me they don't have any experience in conservation or like, science. Unless you consider science farting in a viper's face or whatever. *

5. watching baseball. the best I could sputter out last night was "they are playing like... like.... BABIES." oooooh, good one. Also, there was a seagull on the field for the last 2 innings. Usually I'd fear for the birds safety but since no one can hit, I didn't worry. (OOOOH BURN NATIONALS I TOLD YOU.)



* I laugh every time.