It's a non-choice, really: if one was forced at gunpoint to hang out at Hef's house and you know, carry on a conversation or something instead of just the usual participating-in-a-sequined-orgy, the obvious GND you befriend first is Holly Madison.
On this, the N. and I agree heartily.
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PS here's a total timewaster for you. WHO WANTS TO GO TO A RAVE I DO.