Monday, September 18, 2006
pros: i'm just recently not drunk (read: like, last few hours), and I no longer have to ride in a van that smells like bananas and dude ass.
cons: i'm sleepy and my feet may never be clean again.
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My husband likes to come back from vacation and then immediately leave town again, so if you are my friend then I feel you should continue to assist me with the "sobriety-oppression" lifestyle I am cultivating. KLM, my finger is delerium-tremoning at you.