Oh boy oh boy oh boy

The guy who is not homeless and harasses women and who I’ve seen eating at Vidalia and who someone else has seen on the Delta shuttle to New York but still begs for money finally has a place to stash his cell phone and lunch when he panhandles.*



Welcome to Washington, The Onion. Let’s hope that your newspapers don’t get covered with the cilantro dressing from the Well Dressed Burrito. He likes to eat there too.

*If he actually used a real “panhandle” in his begging, I’d give him the benefit of the doubt. But his current practice of showing off his new Nike’s to some people and then asking for money from others does not sway me.