Dear major league assholes* everywhere and most especially ticketmaster** & t-master.com who I was logged into on 2 different computers and ON HOLD ON THE PHONE WITH FOREVA too like a crazy multitasking office octopus:
I hate you, a LOT.
PS: and i'm seeing statehood tonight and i feel like bringing a sign or something that sez: I HATE YOU GUYS NO REALLY I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU but not. But maybe.
* can be changed to Awesomest People in the Entire World upon receipt of ticket.
** Ticketmaster dude: "um, yeahhhh..... it took 11 minutes to sell out" The N: "dude, its 5:09 NOW."
But thanks for being nice to babies, everyone. Unless you are an ass like this genius who should go straight to hell.