See below. I just got beaten to the punch.
This horrible bar on this horrible night. You serve as the drain in the frat house floor that every unwanted acquaintance circles on Thanksgiving Eve. I dislike you on all nights and I abominate you on this one.
There is only one guy I dislike in all of
Yet I see myself in everything you do. I hates me.
Update: Best Man just got back into town. Says he's talked to everybody and they're all going tonight...