(Oh. Now I feel bad. Shannon had to be scrappy! Shannon had to manipulate her way through life! Shannon was, in effect, Cinderella! All Shannon wanted was to be a ballerina. Poor Shannon.
But listen, everyone should have seen that coming from the first five minutes. If there is anything to be learned from Sexy Teen Horror Movies, it's that you DON'T PUT OUT. Unless you want to die. Who's with me?)