I'm not entirely sure that I haven't already mentioned this, but I caught an episode of Cooking with Paula Deen the other day where she made some sort of casserole/"salad" that contained, I'm pretty certain, 93% mayonnaise and 5% pimento-stuffed olives and 2% my fucking disgust/breathtaking awe. I can't find the recipe but I know it happened, unless I dreamed it? Can anyone else confirm??????
(Nevermind, I found it. I think. Nasty! But also kind of awesome!)
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This weekend: I am buying a festive tree tomorrow for my dog to urinate on throughout the holiday season, which I'm looking forward to. Also, I'm going out tonight and that involves beer, unlike the workday, which is nice. And then I have an invitation to go drink with old-old-old friends on Sat night in Ad-Mo, so I might instead electrocute myself accidentally? And then a holiday "open house" (???) at my former bosses place on Sunday?
Anyways, wish me luck.
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In other kind of similar-to-Paula-Deen news, TR and K and I are making plans to meet up in Gatlinburg and then head to Dollywood next April, maybe in place of our previously planned Chicago trip. Goals to reach!
(PS: And I had totally forgotten about the cave, too. People, that might be more important than the ostrich.