The fresh hell, Sofia Coppola?
Power, Corruption & Lies "Age of Consent"?
Let's talk music first. We'll get to you casting Dunst as a leading lady in a moment.
(EDIT: Oh. Um, no, I did not know I was late to the party. And, of course, not nearly as funny. Dammit. We will agree to disagree on TMFTML's L.I.T dig, though. Why didn't TMFTML go after Virgin Suicides? Easier target, I would think. I mean, he could have tied right back in to the post's title with a Boy Hartnett zinger and all.)
(EDIT II: The obvious & totally spot-on joke for this entry, as noted in the comments by one The GOGS, is that "the original choice of music was "My Humps." Ugh. I am a failure.)