Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Loots on Fire

Two quickies on parking in the District.

1. If your Ford Bronco is parked on 20th and M, your car is mostly on fire and the DCFD would like a word.

2. I got a parking ticket again today, the third in a month. As usual, I was parked illegally in a space zoned for District residents only. But the ticket indicates it was issued while I was in the car, with the engine running, waiting for someone. Even if the that sneaky hobbit's ticket machine had a bad clock, the only time I wasn't in the car's toasty embrace, I was leaning on it talking to a friend-in-law. I'd give every last dime to that fake Jamaican to learn this sleight-of-hand.

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